If you attended BlogHer12 last weekend, then you are very much aware that not one, but TWO companies were giving out vibrators. Trojan and Eden Fantasy's. I also cannot tell you how excited my husband was about receiving free vibrators. ANYWAYS.
The other night, Jared took one of them out of the package. No, no, we did not use it, this is not one of THOSE kind of posts, it was just different than most, and he was curious. Apparently, he stuck it in the nightstand drawer next to the bed.
This morning, I woke up to this noise. It seriously sounded like someone was chopping down a tree outside of my bedroom window. I tried and tried to ignore the noise, but it was so freaking loud!! Finally, I got up, expecting to see my father in-law doing some sort of important yard work at 8am.
When I looked out the window, there was nothing there. I was still confused, as the noise was just getting louder and louder. Then I walked over to the nightstand. I opened the drawer. And that's when I spotted the vibrator, going off very loudly!
How that vibrator got turned on is beyond me, but it was on for quite some time, because it was ridiculously hot.
So now, I'm convinced the vibrators of BlogHer12 are possessed. And, I can only imagine what kind of traffic this post is going to bring in...
Anyone else receive a possessed vibrator last weekend?! PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one!
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