The other night, Jared took one of them out of the package. No, no, we did not use it, this is not one of THOSE kind of posts, it was just different than most, and he was curious. Apparently, he stuck it in the nightstand drawer next to the bed.
This morning, I woke up to this noise. It seriously sounded like someone was chopping down a tree outside of my bedroom window. I tried and tried to ignore the noise, but it was so freaking loud!! Finally, I got up, expecting to see my father in-law doing some sort of important yard work at 8am.
When I looked out the window, there was nothing there. I was still confused, as the noise was just getting louder and louder. Then I walked over to the nightstand. I opened the drawer. And that's when I spotted the vibrator, going off very loudly!
How that vibrator got turned on is beyond me, but it was on for quite some time, because it was ridiculously hot.
So now, I'm convinced the vibrators of BlogHer12 are possessed. And, I can only imagine what kind of traffic this post is going to bring in...
Anyone else receive a possessed vibrator last weekend?! PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one!
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11 comments:
Hahaha!
I have four of them and none have gone off. One is still in the box for a giveaway. So, that could be the possessed one. Or, I did give a mercy buzz to my friend who had to leave the conference early, so maybe it was that one.
These things sure do make for a good story. Here's mine: http://sixyearitch.com/2012/08/i-was-vibrator-famous-at-blogher-giveaway/
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hahah never thought i would read a post about vibrators! love it!
You ended up with FOUR vibrators? FOUR? That's a lot of buzz!
Dude, you so needed to talk to the "adult toy lock box lady" that cornered me. Four is a collection! Ha ha!
Hahaha, hilarious! I actually didn't get ANY vibrators this year! Boo. But I did get a couple last year... they've never gone off on their own though lol.
I agree with Mrs. Mama. I never thought I would read much less comment on a post about vibrators, but this was really funny. Thanks for sharing. I got cornered by someone inventing adult toy containers but I don't think they were lock-box.
What a trip, in so many ways!
I didn't get a vibrator, the lines were insane, maybe thats a good things since they turn on whenever they feel like it.
The guy in the Trojan booth scared the crap out of me...sidling up and slipping a vibrator in my bag. Maybe he was hexing them? ;)
@Jessica @peekababy- it's even worse when the guy at the trojan booth reminds you of someone you work with, and then you're told that they're old friends... MORTIFYING. He wanted me to tell his buddy hello. I'm not going there- way too awkward. Imagine the conversation, "So I ran into your buddy while picking up a free vibe..."
That is hilarious! It totally would have freaked me out too - I only made it to the Trojan booth. Eden Fantasy's was all out of stuff and I never went back to see if they had anymore. Please tell me it was one of theirs that went off on its own? ;)
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