Things I Actually Say | The Momma Diaries

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Things I Actually Say

Having a toddler is entertaining, to say the least. 

Lately I've been listening to things I actually say to Lincoln.  I thought I'd share a few of my favorites with you.

"Please don't stick Minnie up your butt."

"Don't fork your toes."  [he was putting his fork in between his toes].

"No.  The toilet brush is not to brush your hair."

"Please don't stick your toes up your nose."

"Oliver, you're the big brother.  You need to set an example."  [said to our cat]

"The dinosaur does not need to drink out of Evy's water bowl."

"The dog is not a pony.  You cannot ride her."

It just goes to show you never know what a two year old will do! It's always entertaining!!!

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  1. I don't know how many times I've said, "Evie! Please don't lick the cat's tail!" These were hilarious especially forking his toes!

  2. Sounds like a happy, fun home!

    At least they're adventurous, right? :)

    ♥ Bethany

  3. I could only think of one big one for today's post...but I have also said many times "Braden, don't lick the cat!"

  4. Hahaha I JUST told Leila yesterday not to spoon her toes. I love toddlers!

  5. What a lovely post! And what a beautiful blog you have! I am your newest follower!
    Found you via the blog hop! xx

  6. OMG we have definitely told Carina she can't ride the cats


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