Well, my MIL is back at it again.... | The Momma Diaries

Friday, July 1, 2011

Well, my MIL is back at it again....

....buying me hideous clothing, yet again. I've posted about it before. I mean, I'm sure she means well and all...but still, it's getting a tad ridiculous. Here is her latest gem.... Now, of course you know there's a story to go along with this shirt. There HAS to be, after all, it IS my MIL we're talking about. She told me she bought it for me to wear at the 4th of July party that the family throws every year. The shirt is a tank top, which is connected to that plaid shirt over it. She said I could wear the shirt to the party to "cover me up and protect me from the sun."

Honestly, I think she thinks I dress like a complete slut. Normally, my attire to a backyard BBQ in the summer, would most definitely include me wearing a tank top. She doesn't think tank tops are appropriate. A long time ago, she gave me a lecture about how when you get married you can't dress as you did before marriage. She said her husband would never allow it.

I'm sorry you feel that way oh knowledgeable MIL, but no one is telling me how to dress thankyouverymuch. Not to mention, Jared really doesn't like his wife dressing like an old lady.

Just for fun, I tried the shirt on, so you could get the full effect. It's a total "old lady" shirt. Just type the brand name "alfred dunner" into ebay, and see the kind of clothing that pops up. I apologize for the crappy cell pic, but it's all I could get....oh, & Lincoln cracked up when I was wearing it....
Pretty hot, huh?! ;)


  1. Ahhhhh! Hahaha! Love it!

    Also love that Lincoln is laughing in the background. Priceless!

  2. AHAHAHAHAHA! You have to laugh to stay sane, right?

  3. Hi! I found your via Bloggy Mom's. I cracked up reading your blog!! The M.I.L stories are very relate-able, hahaha. Enjoyed the read!

  4. Hahaha... this post cracked me up!
    Sounds like something a few people I know would say... (they shall remain nameless.) I'm sure you can imagine...

    (I'm just way too paranoid to post names.) ha

    Glad I found your blog, it put a smile on my face this morning! :)
    I look forward to following you and reading more posts.
    Thanks for the laugh!

  5. Wow, that's awful. Couldn't she channel that $ into a gift card or something?

  6. LOL!!! You should buy her something "slutty" and tell her you'd like her to wear it to the next party you host. ;)

  7. Oh to be so lucky to have a mother in law who cares enough to help you cover up your smoking hot mom body! If I look that good after I have kids, I will not be wearing that either. Good grief. Even my grandma appreciates style more than that!

    You crack me up!


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